Senior Prank 2011-2012:
The senior class concoted and put into a motion a most devious prank prior to our winter break. It completely topped anything else of which I've ever heard. A handful of the students obtained a copy of the school key and, one night, forced a donkey into the building and up the stairs to the second floor. The students locked the poor donkey in the 11th grade classroom and made sure to crown the teacher's desk with a generous pile of manure. The beast spent a miserable night pacing an icy, confined space full of desks and chairs. When the custodian came in the next morning to fire up our anicent radiators, he heard the donkey's distressed braying. Once he hit the second floor, he also SMELLED the donkey. The classroom was a mess of urine and manure. The creature had emptied his nervous bowels. The custodian attempted to lead the terrified animal down the double flight of stairs and back outside. Ever hear that hooved animals can more or less manage ascending stairs but most certainly cannot descend? Well, it's true. The donkey basically stumbled and fell his whole way down those stairs. If I were him, I would have a list of students to haul off and kick clear across the valley. And, it took the better part of the morning to rid the hall of the stink and the classroom of a slip-'n-slide horror show. Truly excellent prank - who didn't giggle and snicker? Talk about making asses of the entire 11th grade... and of the entire faculty, for that matter! You know what, maybe the pranksters just made asses of themselves. Because, at the end of the day, what an awful experience it was for the donkey!
The senior class concoted and put into a motion a most devious prank prior to our winter break. It completely topped anything else of which I've ever heard. A handful of the students obtained a copy of the school key and, one night, forced a donkey into the building and up the stairs to the second floor. The students locked the poor donkey in the 11th grade classroom and made sure to crown the teacher's desk with a generous pile of manure. The beast spent a miserable night pacing an icy, confined space full of desks and chairs. When the custodian came in the next morning to fire up our anicent radiators, he heard the donkey's distressed braying. Once he hit the second floor, he also SMELLED the donkey. The classroom was a mess of urine and manure. The creature had emptied his nervous bowels. The custodian attempted to lead the terrified animal down the double flight of stairs and back outside. Ever hear that hooved animals can more or less manage ascending stairs but most certainly cannot descend? Well, it's true. The donkey basically stumbled and fell his whole way down those stairs. If I were him, I would have a list of students to haul off and kick clear across the valley. And, it took the better part of the morning to rid the hall of the stink and the classroom of a slip-'n-slide horror show. Truly excellent prank - who didn't giggle and snicker? Talk about making asses of the entire 11th grade... and of the entire faculty, for that matter! You know what, maybe the pranksters just made asses of themselves. Because, at the end of the day, what an awful experience it was for the donkey!
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